Abas Comber - Goalie. Emerged as number one keeper (as he was the only mug to go in goal). Solid and reliable but has let his body suffer in recent times due to an expanding belly and untold ciggarettes. Now flying the flag for Watford some where up north.
Abdul Alim - Striker. Unbelievably scored a hat trick on his debut but normal service resumed shortly and only scored once since. Long term injury casualty.
Aliur Rahman - Defence. New addition to the squad in recent years (luckily missed by the St Albans scouting team). However, must of watched a few too many Bruce Lee films in his younger days, as does like to perform the odd flying kick on the pitch.
Amir Butt - Defence. New arrival to the team in 2006 and older brother of fellow squad member Nazim, as the squad needed a Butt who has the ability to play football. Reliable and depenable player that can make his pressence felt (well not that hard as he's nearly the same size as Abdul Alim).
Anamul Hassan - Defence/Club Captain/Manager. Solid player who can play anywhere in the back four. However, does a like a ruck or two, has been at the centre of too many on field disputes...as St Albans, Oldham, Northampton etc can vouch for.
Farid Mohammed - Defence/Wing/Director of Football. Oldest member of the team who thinks who is more suited as a striker. Honest player and worth having in the team (as hes the only one who can take a corner kick and that arrives in the box). However, does tend to pick up various injuries during a match and seen sitting down on the pitch at the same time.
Foyzul Islam - Midfield. Skillful member of the team who likes to take people on. Potential match winner, but plays like a player in his late 30s as has no stamina to last a match.
Hassan - Midfield/Winger - Latest edition to the squad and not to be confused with Hassan who played for the club during in its early years. Resturant work seems to taken its toll on young Hassan's appearence as looks like a veteran footballer. Has been likened to Christiano Ronaldo, partly due to skill but more to do with his diving.
Juhel Ali - Left Wing. Only left footed player in the squad so obvious choice for left wing even though has no pace. Thinks he should be playing centre midfield. Eaten a few too many currys from his dad's resturant recently as belly as exploded. A player that loses his head when called 'monkey' by 14 year old team mate.
Kamrul Hassan - Defender/Midfield/Striker. Another experienced member of the squad who can play anywhere on the park, but would rather watch his beloved Arsenal on Skysports than play for this bunch of no hopers.
Monzir Zaman - Defender/Midfield. Like Yusef below, product of youth academy. Has learnt how to play with skill now, after playing as goal hanger early on in his career.
Moynul Islam - Midfield/Right Wing. Pacey player who can talk a good game, but normally in the car on the way to the game.
Nazim Butt - Must of been called in to make up the numbers, as is useless...even at King Georges tennis courts, but chats a lot of bullsh*t that he hes as good as Alan Shearer in scoring. Unsurprisingly still single.
Yusef Hye - Winger. Youngest player in the club at 16, who should have bags of energy but seen regularly drinking our water on the sidelines.
PAST PLAYERS -
Arif Hussain - Striker. Only time can remember kicking the ball was scoring an audicious 30 yard winner.
Helal Miah - Defence. Prefers the old skool of hoofing the ball clear even onto the next pitch. Best asset is getting us into MK tournament yearly.
Ishaq Ali - Right Back. More interested in arguing with team mates than defending. As been known to walk off the pitch before half time.
Hassan - Product of the Watford Bengals Academy. Let the highlife of drugs and rock'n'roll limit his career.
Guppy - Wing. Tall player who has more ability than he belives. Hasn't been seen since he got married. Shame as he had some nice cars.
Ronnie Patel - Striker. Indian international and Arsenal regular. Never scored for the mighty Bengals and never recalled again.
Joynal Uddin (Joe) - Midfield. Import from Bury Park, to make up the numbers and to have our very own Vieira in the midfield (more to do with colour than ability).
Sas - Midfield. Another import from Bury Park, but Bengals very own Ronaldino as most skillful player to play for club. However, likes to do a Drogba/ Pires and dive in the box to claim a penalty i.e. Durbar match.
Mohammed Raheem (Mo) - Right Wing. Recommended by Juhel as Mo has played at a level where he gets paid. As a runner, club thought he would inject some pace into the team, until club found out that he runs marathons. Reliablity is a problem but scored a cracker against Mothercare.